Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

Potato Yell

When someone gets very angry and yells in a gravelly tone.

I know I forgot your uncle's middle name, you don't have to potato yell!

by Ed Sped July 26, 2010

Potato counter

A person with Down syndrome

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.

by Countchoco July 29, 2014

potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.

"pass the potato candy."

by ayshia October 28, 2007

Potato peel

When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.

Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.

by DuhReelReapa January 5, 2017

potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

by calico_kid December 4, 2016