The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.

"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."

by advar February 1, 2022

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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

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Busted pipe

The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe

My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.

by Gannimal June 1, 2018

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Pipe King

Someone who pipes so much that he is the pipe king. Elite level piper. Deserves all the respect in the world.

Joe: Yooooo did you see Mark hooked up with that baddie??
Bob: Yeah bro, he's the pipe king!

by mistaflames1996 March 31, 2021

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sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.

After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.

by HK&A3511 April 3, 2023

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