Skip to main content

Paper Rex

by Flam_3347 November 1, 2025
mugGet the Paper Rexmug.

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
mugGet the Paper Straw Effectmug.

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
mugGet the Fishnet toilet papermug.

paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.
I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.
by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023
mugGet the paper crossantmug.

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.
"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!
by WillyStanky February 15, 2023
mugGet the Wall-Paperingmug.

Paper

The thing you write with.
Man do you have paper to write with.
by WaltonH May 5, 2022
mugGet the Papermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email