Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"

by bigducky29 February 22, 2011

Your MOM

It's referrering to one's mother. And how she needs to do her dog.And is not referring to your mother at home

OMG YOUR MOM! She's such a hoe!

by That's Hot March 8, 2005

Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

Trap mom

Basically the baddest bitch full of snark with more sass than she can she got ass but she got a butt lemme tell ya! Takes part in trap life activities such as cleaning the house taking care of her crazy kids, baking cookies and saving the fucking word

She's a straight up bad bitch who doesn't take shit

"Wow Amy_trapmomGaiero is the trillest of trap moms."

"The original trap mom Amy Gaiero bakes the best cupcakes and is going to be one legendary milf"

Ain't nothing but quality

Amy takes care of me like my mom. She's sassy AF but bakes, cooks, cleans and doesn't take shit. She's legendary everybody wants a trap mom.

by Alicia_trapDaughter April 28, 2015

your mom

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.

Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap

by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

ur mom

A lame insult, either to the people around you or to the person's mother herself.

1: "dude ur gay"
2: "well ur mom's a man and that makes ur dad gay"

by Schmonkey July 9, 2006