Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.
An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015
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Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
by RD_ May 18, 2022
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Dan

A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you.And he also have big dick energy so look out girls. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
how is dan
he has a big dick
by ilikecops November 23, 2021
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Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.

Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.

They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.

Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.

Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan

Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020
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Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019
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Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024
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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
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