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Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose
by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021
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two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats
two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind
by kaka bin September 10, 2020
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Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.
Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!
by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014
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noodle van

by ExuberantWorshipper May 24, 2017
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NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth
"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"
by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019
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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.
Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.
by Knives April 29, 2016
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