by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
Get the sphincter surprisemug. your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
by Sxfndr December 6, 2020
Get the surprise blumpkinmug. When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018
Get the Shanghai Surprisemug. When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
Get the Midwest surprisemug. When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.
by pfi July 14, 2016
Get the Brando Surprisemug. When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party
I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.
by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022
Get the Peppermint surprisemug. 1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
Get the Costco Surprisemug.