Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

paper smart

When you take knowledge off of a paper

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.

by Jamesssssss____ October 5, 2018

tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors

Tycoon paper is better than toilet paper

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016