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Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
mugGet the sit on toilet paper and swing my feetmug.

Toilet Paper

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude
by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
by R_@_N October 23, 2019
mugGet the Scan my papersmug.

Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021
mugGet the Go eat papermug.

paper smart

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.
by Jamesssssss____ October 5, 2018
mugGet the paper smartmug.

tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors
by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016
mugGet the tycoon papermug.

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