by anonymous March 4, 2021

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night
Just wait and see...
Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
by Agergarth March 25, 2023

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.
Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
by Due Joe November 3, 2007
