zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

Cap

Cap, Cap means to lie or some people use cap instead of dare like if someone says they will do something and you don't believe them you would say "thats cap" or you could say stop capping

You wont that's cap
You wont do that stop capping

by Ezy Shots December 7, 2019

cap

When someone is lying, and the other person know that they lying

Person1"dude i just went to surf and found a 1 million dollar shark tooth."
Person2"Thats mad cap its probably a 5 dollar toy that someone bought from the gift shop and left here."

by therealdalton_pooper March 28, 2022

Cap

A slang term to say something is fake, or a lie.

"Yesterday i killed a shark!"
-"Thats definitely cap"

by Ilovemochi123 March 14, 2024

Cap

The thing who told u the truth about how ur mom's mom is not ur grandma. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dat girl is cap cuz she haz water bottle hehe...UR GRANDMA IS THE MATRIX

by NoCapUranus October 4, 2021

Cap

Lies, Exaggerations, Untrue.
‘Capping’ means to lie.

Cap is slang used similarly to “No Way!”/“Are you kidding?”

“No Cap”/“Not capping” is used to say “I’m not kidding” or similar

“I just got a date with Macy, no cap!”

“James said he just won the basketball game, but I’m pretty sure he’s capping”

by UnbiasedDefinitions May 24, 2022

cap

The act of lying in a way that benefits one party, while fucking over the other. Often used in phrases such as "no cap", "stop capping" or "that's cap".

Us: hey bob, wanna link with us tonight?
Bob: i cant, i gotta go to my grandparents', then i gotta go to costco with my mom
Us: dude that fuckin cap

by gmimag-ykcs December 22, 2020