land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 20, 2021
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dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante
its dervish land
by readyforthemoon55 August 12, 2020
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 08, 2022
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Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.
The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.
by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020
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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Skinny Land

Popular for being Skinnisha´s home, most Skinny legends are from here. To tell someone is Skinnylandian person, make sure their waist is an air molecule, then you´ll know.
Skinnisha (the baddest bitch) is from Skinny Land.
by Misses. Keisha September 15, 2021
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Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz April 15, 2011
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