Men poking Girl with Pencil.
Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.
Boy: That's what Kelly said
Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.
Boy: That's what Kelly said
by Matt The Groovylicious December 29, 2007
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"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
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"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
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"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."
by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013
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Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up
by Primarysqueeze July 1, 2019
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by redunker December 17, 2019
Get the Kellan mug.A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):
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Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
by Falcon Marlow December 14, 2008
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by Water 2 Wine October 10, 2019
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I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
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