kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.

Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

Jordan

A substitute for the N-word

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same

by Swankers April 10, 2021

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking

jordan needham is so kawaii

by kawaiigirl001 November 4, 2020

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy

Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.

by anonymous April 18, 2024