Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

Jersey right

Making three left turns in order to go right.

To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)

by phon3guy October 3, 2022

jersexual

An individual who prefers jerse's over other sexes

-Hey, I'm Jersexual
-No way, me too!

by horouser November 12, 2022

Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.

“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”

by PineSlime November 29, 2022

jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

jersey bob

his mum gay

jersey bob's mom is gay

by Watooty February 12, 2023

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023