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Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"
Hey Johnny lets hop in my dads porshe and tell everyone i got it from drug dealing

my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!
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Floating Jackson 

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
Floating Jackson by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008

Mr.Jackson

A helms teacher who touches kids
"Mr.Jackson touched me lastnight"
Mr.Jackson by 261673632 October 30, 2017

jacob jackson 

A man that is addicted to lesbian porn and waffles.
That guy is a real Jacob jackson

doing a paul jackson 

a classic character at a party, who arrives with incredibly lofty ideals, yet by the end has sunk to the lowest lows. without paying.
sorry i didn't mean it, i'm doing a paul jackson. sorry.

The Reverse Michael Jackson 

It's just regular sex with adults.
Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

Joshua Jackson 

1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.

2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.

"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"

"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."

"True story."
Joshua Jackson by Cait Eggers August 17, 2008