Jesus hammer

a Chritsian cross

preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!

by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "

Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!

by Bruh.- March 22, 2019

Jesus

Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!

Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW

by AGEBOOB June 15, 2018

Jesus

The lords of lords the kings of kings

Jesus is king

by Heyyy12113 January 5, 2021