Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

God first

Jesus is good

by Ugly boy December 1, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us

Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*

by IzzyMemeDreams February 9, 2017

Jesus

OH Jesus is a LEGEND!!!!! AAAMAAAZZINNNGG

Jesus is my everything 🙏

by Girlthatlovescookies October 14, 2020