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fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
by Juice June 8, 2011
mugGet the fuck cousinmug.

Fuck 10

People who stabbed you from behind, fake friends, betrayed
by M4wdy August 3, 2020
mugGet the Fuck 10mug.

flip fuck

To alternate having the active role when two gays are having anal sex.
Bob and Ted flip fucked all night long; every time one got close to cumming they changed positions and the other took his turn.
by dcnutzball December 19, 2005
mugGet the flip fuckmug.

fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!
by vanillavillain February 14, 2012
mugGet the fuck windowsmug.

fuck shit

Used to refer to something thats messed up and you aren't really trying to be apart of it
1. Man look here, I am not with all that fuck shit.

2. George Bush be on a lot of fuck shit man.
by Falaho January 30, 2008
mugGet the fuck shitmug.

Fuck yeah

When something goes your way. Significant, sudden, good fortune.
Announcer: "Three strippers, a clown, and a kangaroo are waiting for you at the front door."
You: "Fuck yeah!"
by filmmaker January 8, 2003
mugGet the Fuck yeahmug.

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