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puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.
"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021
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Eker-Bed

•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“

• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
- Hello, Eker-bed please!
-I’m tired, leave me alone.
by Tifayur_ December 4, 2020
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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
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Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)
Want to hang out later?”
I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”
by Qicard May 21, 2020
mugGet the Other Bedmug.

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