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I waited for the bell to ring. I was so horny my underwear stained. My fingers slipped down and I fingered herself, holding back a moan. RIIIING! I stood up and basically ran to the door. "Ms. Daisy, please stay behind." I turned around. Once everyone left, he grabbed my hips. "I saw what you were doing in class..." his fingers slipped down my underwear. I blushed. Somehow, we both ended up naked and making out. I moaned as he held my hair and pinned me to his desk. I gasped as his penis slid into me. I moaned as he thrusted into me. I felt his fingers twist my nipples and I thrusted to meet his hips sooner. I screamed as I orgasmed all over his monster 9" cock." FUCK ME HARDERRR DADDYYYY!" I gripped his arms as he went even faster. My legs shook with stimulation. After about 8 orgasms from us both, I shoved him tot the floor and starte to ride him like a cowgirl. Then the principal walked in.

by DONT_LOOK_UP May 15, 2024

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corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

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Domestically horny

The feeling when you get a new cleaning product, or appliance, and the urge to use it overtakes your mind body and soul

I saved up my washing because I knew when the tumble dryer arrived I would be domestically horny

by Lizziebopeep November 11, 2025

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Horny

When you fuck me bc you're lonely asfffff and have nothing to do so you shove your dick into peanut butter

I just made my dog lick my dick because I'm horny(No dogs were harmed in the making of this definition)

by Emery_Idk December 7, 2025

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Drunkenly horny

Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.

J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”

X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

J: “Why not?”

X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”

J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“

X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”

J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”

by HornyRitta March 3, 2024

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