by yummyc0ck May 15, 2024
Get the horny mug.I waited for the bell to ring. I was so horny my underwear stained. My fingers slipped down and I fingered herself, holding back a moan. RIIIING! I stood up and basically ran to the door. "Ms. Daisy, please stay behind." I turned around. Once everyone left, he grabbed my hips. "I saw what you were doing in class..." his fingers slipped down my underwear. I blushed. Somehow, we both ended up naked and making out. I moaned as he held my hair and pinned me to his desk. I gasped as his penis slid into me. I moaned as he thrusted into me. I felt his fingers twist my nipples and I thrusted to meet his hips sooner. I screamed as I orgasmed all over his monster 9" cock." FUCK ME HARDERRR DADDYYYY!" I gripped his arms as he went even faster. My legs shook with stimulation. After about 8 orgasms from us both, I shoved him tot the floor and starte to ride him like a cowgirl. Then the principal walked in.
by DONT_LOOK_UP May 15, 2024
Get the horny mug.The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is
Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
by TheKingofBeans December 2, 2021
Get the Innocent Horny mug.Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.
J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”
X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”
J: “Why not?”
X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”
J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“
X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”
J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”
J: “Why not?”
X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”
J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“
X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”
J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
by HornyRitta March 3, 2024
Get the Drunkenly horny mug.Coaimhe was on her second drink, and her top was already coming off and her handcuffs were coming out. As always, Caoimhe was extremely horny.
by seamushroom March 17, 2024
Get the Horny mug.by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
Get the Drink Horny mug.Generally prefaced with an adjective such as "Super" or a derision like "Totally not" to describe the weather.
IE: Hunter says, "Yo it's super Horny Outside" to speak to the fact that the spring weather is very pleasant
in another example Wes says, "Bro it's Madd ED out here" to indicate that the weather is not horny and is in fact negatively impacting everyone's good time
There is of course degrees of how horny it is outside and everyone is entitled to their own preference. from people surveyed it was however generally recognized that when those flowers be poppin that -ussy be droppin
in another example Wes says, "Bro it's Madd ED out here" to indicate that the weather is not horny and is in fact negatively impacting everyone's good time
There is of course degrees of how horny it is outside and everyone is entitled to their own preference. from people surveyed it was however generally recognized that when those flowers be poppin that -ussy be droppin
by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024
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