You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023

i want to have sex with jada

i want to eat tacos

i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos

by hashbrown1331 February 16, 2018

have anal sex with aux day

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)

"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

by godamnthatbootymassive July 19, 2022

i have to think about things

The female que in every relationship that it's time to gather up your shit and leave

Girlfriend/What she says-"Sorry, but i have to think about things"
Girlfriend/What she means-"It's time for you to go."

by $0UL-$NIP3R January 23, 2015

Ur mom have big gae

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae

shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae

by _birbie_(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ April 23, 2019

i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007