Dick Vegan

Another term for a lesbian

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans

by ya._boi._leo September 24, 2018

Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

sleight of dick

using your dick to do magic

look at that man's sleight of dick

by Lio messi legend January 24, 2021

Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

Dick Levee

A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed

Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters

by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016

Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Ink Dick

Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.

Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"

by LexusSexGod March 6, 2015