A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."
by Willbbackup July 4, 2025
Get the Kiss my foot mug.Having so bad breath that it is described as being smelled up to 10 - 15 feet away. A sign must be posted on the individual stating how far to stay away from said individual.
by Goin1n5an3 May 31, 2010
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The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011
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Brian Foote of HUMBL gave retail HODLer's the ol' Foote n' Tickle after he diluted their shares into oblivion after lofty promises.
by FootieTang December 26, 2024
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