Double Decker

double decker is the act of shitting in the bowl of a toilet whilst a friend or accomplice upper deckers the same toilet

I just double deckered the toilet in the master bedroom with simon!

by Tits VanCockslap May 15, 2014

Double Doodie

When one shits and pisses at the same time.

Hey Kelly I just increased my productivity, I double doodie saving me a second trip to the bathroom.

by marie_tara January 15, 2009

double oral

Taking two dicks in your mouth instead of one. May I recommend taking one up the ass as well it feels like heaven is in you ass-hole.

Double oral: Two times the amount of cum (Yassssssss)

by mercado March 12, 2015

The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.

Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.

by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009

Double penetration

When two penii enter a bodily orifice.

That whore got some double penetration last night motherfucker.

by DigBickBarry September 25, 2018

Double Bestie

To best friends who are AMAZING FRIENDS who tell each other secrets, which aren't really secrets

Mercedes! You are my double bestie!

by Asianjew3652 July 3, 2010

Double Jesus

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014