colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 04, 2017
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Ice Scramble Coffee

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in CuarteroSt., Jaro, Iloilo City, Philippines.
Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in Iloilo City, Philippines.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 04, 2025
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.
Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
by Doctor.vin March 14, 2020
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28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 08, 2022
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