The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
by jswilliams2024 April 19, 2022
Get the Redneck Codemug. Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
by TheGameFreak326 June 17, 2019
Get the Bro Code #999mug. 1) you know tasha, I heard she a g code
2) my girl supposed ask her friend for a threesome, I'm trying to get G coded
2) my girl supposed ask her friend for a threesome, I'm trying to get G coded
by KingShock July 5, 2018
Get the G codemug. Morse Code: A smoking term; the action of repeatedly tapping the side hole of a bowl while inhaling to both keep the weed lit and ventilated for a better high
You: Hey its my first time smoking how do I hit it?
Friend: Yo let me do it for you, ill Morse Code it
Friend: Yo let me do it for you, ill Morse Code it
by King_Whalebo December 9, 2021
Get the Morse Codemug. Ashley and tjs magic word.
by DuhhFucckk January 8, 2021
Get the Code BLACKmug. A retard, someone who is so retarded and dumb they fall into their own code number. Specifically someone in your party while gaming.
by Plormbee May 25, 2020
Get the Code 22mug. it is a law followed by all named Gary who must not sexualise fruit like blueberries if they do they are stripped of name and give the title of Jerry /geard the name. Jerry is slang for pervert in tipperary Ireland 🇮🇪
hey hear about Gary he hit on that girl using a blueberry pick upline. damn he broke the code of G better call him Jerry now.
by anonymous March 2, 2021
Get the CODE OF Gmug.