chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

bitchass chris

loving, caring, supportive person who will always be by your side, no matter your jaw. he’s the hottest of the hot and is thick. he can be used to discribe someone as out of this world. the exact same energy as MKs Bf and has beatty eyes. He is truly one of a kind! Live laugh love bitchass chris. He can also be used to describe someone who is a diffent breed.

contact name: bitchass chris

“bitchass chris is my favorite human”

“you give me bitchass chris energy”

“that’s bitch lass chris”

by mentally_lil December 17, 2020

Chris Vanderkooy

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)

Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!

by Oofian March 20, 2021

Liquid chris

The real Chris Chan

Liquid chris: my name is Christian Westchan Chandler, there seems to be an imposter.
Solid chris: nooooo!!!

by Boridge December 31, 2022

Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.

"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"

by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015

Chris Windom

A NASCAR driver that had his first and most likely last start at Bristol motor speedway dirt in 2021. He was hyped up but kinda sucked.

Chris Windom ate 3 blocks of butter and 18 eggs in 3 minutes

by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021

Chris Bunch

1 (n) A totally hench author, who mainly wrote fantasy.

2 (adj) A book that contains numerous battles and sex scenes and surrounds a central character who is always getting injured but never dies.

1. '"Gee, this book, by Chris Bunch is very enjoyable"'

2. '"I sure wish this book were a bit more Chris Bunch"'

by I Shot Jr August 11, 2008