Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Chode Grippingmug.

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick
cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER
by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008
mugGet the chode neezermug.

Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.
by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021
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King Chode

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived
by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022
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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
mugGet the A wet chodemug.

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.
Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
mugGet the Chode Molestermug.

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