The act of spending the majority of your income on the female sex, forgetting you have friends when a female is in your life, and dedicating yourself to a female. Hoe cakes constantly get taken advantage of by women and constantly cry.
by phuckyocouch June 14, 2010
Get the Hoe cakemug. The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)
Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!
Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007
Get the To Cookie Cakemug. Wedding Cake:-
Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
Get the Wedding Cakemug. When you bake a cake in the shape of a semi circle and cut out part of the middle, fill it with icing and put a tube of icing in a shape of a ripple like thingy so it looks like a ravashed bagina. put black licorish (no fucking clue how to spell it) and arrange over cake like pubes. Put cherries and cherrie juice in the opening and have a white buldge in the middle for the enourmous clit. Have sexless friend throw face first into cake to eat it out.
Happy birthday little virgin billy. we got you some hot dank vag for your birthday with some poontang on the side. Eat up unless you like da cock.... fag.... I sure love my cunt cake! YAYYYYY CUNT CAKE! The best cunt i ever had... and the only one you will ever have little billy! queer...
by haywood jublomi January 27, 2007
Get the cunt cakemug. A great dessert that you can eat at anytime of the day. If you do not like pound cake than you don't know what amazing tastes like.
Kid: Want some pound cake?
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)
by sonourus almond May 26, 2009
Get the pound cakemug. by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007
Get the beef cakemug. "After I got done rubbing down brittany I took a feel down stairs and saw that the pound cake was ready."
by Psycho Miko May 14, 2006
Get the pound cakemug.