Brown Swapping 

The act of inserting three or more fingers into the anus and then licking them or eating any excreted fluids. You then put the same fingers in your own anus and have your partner do the same, twice.

Jordan in a kinky mood, decided to experiment with new partner Hannah, by Brown Swapping. He enjoyed it, she was disgusted.

Brown Swapping by Jirdan Feorbes March 1, 2009

brown mommy 

A maid or nanny-- typically of Latin American descent-- to whom rich, lazy Anglo women outsource most or all of their parenting duties.

"I’m so sorry I made you work on Christmas, but the kids kept crying for 'brown mommy.'"

(Drunk, wealthy white lady to her maid-- from the "My Name Is Earl" episode, "Friends with Benefits")

brown mommy by ChisosClimber February 17, 2009

brown beatdown 

The act of taking fecal matter and placing it in a bag and then beating one's partner with it.

She gave me a brown beatdown, which was fine until the bag broke and I was wearing a turd shirt.

brown beatdown by hackmack April 10, 2009

Brown eyeland 

When you take a shit so big that it piles up out of the water and creates a "brown eyeland".

Last nights dinner created my very own brown eyeland.

Brown eyeland by jedisatan February 10, 2010

Brown lazer 

When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night

Brown lazer by Greg Devine February 16, 2010

Brown plate special 

a sex move where one person shits on the other

a brown plate special is when you're in bed on top of a girl/boy and u directly take a shit on them

Brown plate special by blaze108 April 6, 2010

brown out 

Taking such a gigantic shit that you immediately pass out.

Dude, I don't know what happened last night. I ate so much taco bell I must have brown out.

brown out by yourmother34 September 4, 2010