Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018

Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020

Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.

Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.

by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022

Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.

Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)

by hassle hospital November 7, 2021

Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes

Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!

by bapekid1 January 5, 2025

Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes

Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..

by Eevee164 August 28, 2020