a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.
joe 1: why did he give up candice
person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021

by Gehdhfn March 28, 2021

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.
Brandon is our president.
by onecoolpa November 2, 2021

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
'your mum'
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
