The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug. When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022
Get the Drive-By Likemug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Driving agemug. Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.
Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Self-Drivingmug. When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
by frishy August 30, 2022
Get the Driving the porcelain truckmug. by Ginjabrd October 3, 2022
Get the 5 min drive-bymug. 