When a man is giving anal to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cucumber in the partners butthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. Leaving the partner knocked out with a bloody nose and a cucumber up their ass.
by guntherrenker21 January 14, 2008
Get the half snap quarterbackmug. I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
Get the half of two fucksmug. by Aria N. March 29, 2008
Get the half knocked outmug. Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."
"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"
by Mario DiSilva August 14, 2009
Get the Half shot in the assmug. The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.
by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006
Get the half sucked aspirinmug. to be too confident of your own intelligence in a way that annoys other people. (British variant of "too smart by half.")
by Elvira Pepper August 7, 2011
Get the too clever by halfmug. is a christian who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christian and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
she is not a christian...she's a half-ass christian that's why is she wearing those apple bottom shorts and acting like a slut on the dance floor.
by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007
Get the half-ass christianmug.