Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.

Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!

by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010

used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS

by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021

owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

car bomber

a person of middle eastern decent. Whos favorite hobby is usually bombing his neighbors cars.

Allah that damn car bomber put c4 in my back seat.

by Matt Tangradi February 22, 2011

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.

Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !

by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012

car-be-que

a vehicle fire; usually caused by overheating while driving

Traffic on the north loop is slow due to a car-be-que in the right lane

by Onmyownside April 30, 2008