all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019

all nine gallons

the act of a person blowing off his load and splurging out all nine gallons

josh had went all nine gallons on that hoe

by wooderman123 February 14, 2017

Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs

Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019

The Winner Takes It All

one of the best songs ever.

Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah

by Miluvr December 1, 2021

mother-of-all-omelets

Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg

We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!

by Frost. May 18, 2022

All fizzy no cizzy

A hip way of saying "all facts, no cap". This is what cool kids are saying nowadays to affirm something is very true, and not a lie in anyway.

GUY 1: Hey slime, this peach cobbler is bussin
GUY 2: word, thats all fizzy no cizzy

by ThatBoyUHeard December 16, 2022

All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.

Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020