WET DOMINIC

when the rain pours on on the cotswold scarp, dominic enters a cave- hoping to whet his whistle, but comes out dry. A wet dominic is when he comes out whet, and is overjoyed. the wetness comes from a type of snail called the baggus baggus, which is rich in proteins. dominc feast on the sanils, if he eerges whet they were male snails, dry, they were not snails and he was eating stones all along.

fucking heck, thats a wet dominic, must have been the male snails, good season this year

by Patrick Swan November 4, 2021

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Wet Ewok

The act of licking a hairy asshole

Person 1: so Dechlan you and Paige seem good
Person 2: yea she gave me a ton of Wet Ewoks
Person 1: .....grim

by Knobby Grimsby July 15, 2019

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The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

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Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

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