Brandon Girl

A woman that has some good qualities but overall is not that attractive. Krist would not fuck

You look like a brandon girl

by Playboi Krist May 25, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019

Brandon

A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.

Brandon kinda a faggot

by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 4, 2020

Brandon

A loyal man.

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.

by brandismillah November 30, 2023

Brandon

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪

“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”

by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022

Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding

Brandon is a dodo bird you get it

by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024