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Z hujami, nie wygraz

- A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.

- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”

- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Z.

Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.
"Yeah... You just keep telling yourself that, Z."
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Gen Z

Generation Z, abbreviated as Gen Z or colloquially as Zoomers. It is typically defined as anyone born between 1996 and 2010.
Gen Z is one of the most controversial and hated generations, but also one of the most progressive generations. Most Gen Z people generally value individual choice and freedom over conformity. This is probably why the other generations cry like little pissbabies that don't understand that others have different world views.
Gen Z parents generally take a different, more open parenting style, allowing their children to develop their identity independently.
"Gen Z is the youngest generation, right?"
"No, it's now Gen Alpha."
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z

A prefix that replaces the first letter of a word to mean a testimony variant of that word. Can also be used to describe a testimony person or event.
No, I didn't forgor about it. I'm testimony, I zorgor.

Oh my god, that was a z momen!
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yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,z

you are bored so you type every letter alternating left to right from the middle from the middle row to the end of it. congrats. you are bored.
"john look noone found yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,z yet i just defined it"
"good job, joe."
by waffles%%%%%%%% May 26, 2023
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Brooke Z

When you are so out of touch with popular culture that friends and family force you to read the urban dictionary definition out loud.
My mom didn't know what bukake was so we made her do a Brooke Z.
by Alynthia August 10, 2018
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Ryken z

Ryken is the nicest guy you could ever meet! He’s nice,he’s smart caring and has really good hair…he is usally good at a specific curricular and will stick with it. If you meet a Ryken your so lucky 🍀
Ryken z is very smart
by Crissy765 March 8, 2025
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