your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 26, 2016

Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 02, 2018

Your Mum

A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.

Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.

by I dont know who killed him. November 03, 2009

YOUR NAN

A better come back than "YOUR MOM"

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN

by WAGGY MAN March 30, 2018

Your Nan

Your Nan is a defensive word that can overrule and win any argument.

Man: "You suck"
Me: "Your Nan"
Man: "I'm sorry"

by Mufalaylay May 26, 2020

Your Homeless

Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.

Your homeless Gabe... nobody loves you.

by The G321 December 08, 2011