Queef Meat

Another word for the common term Vagina. A woman's lady parts.

Dude Shane is totally getting that chick's queef meat tonight

by Princess B*tch June 28, 2011

Muffler Meat

When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.

Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

by BrenanC August 11, 2008

Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)

Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!

by CUDDY July 20, 2020

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

Fuck meat

Basically a whore or prostitute

You look like a good fuck meat tonight

by Vonny Darko January 11, 2021

meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014