Wet Grab

When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.

"I'll never see you again."

"It's fine, there there."

(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.

by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019

WET DOMINIC

when the rain pours on on the cotswold scarp, dominic enters a cave- hoping to whet his whistle, but comes out dry. A wet dominic is when he comes out whet, and is overjoyed. the wetness comes from a type of snail called the baggus baggus, which is rich in proteins. dominc feast on the sanils, if he eerges whet they were male snails, dry, they were not snails and he was eating stones all along.

fucking heck, thats a wet dominic, must have been the male snails, good season this year

by Patrick Swan November 4, 2021

wet crow

phrase in bangla for when your half soaked in the rain

we ran in the rain and now we are two wet crows

by tr4v11s November 12, 2021

Wet Skin

A condition you may come across called Wet Skin is caused after your skin comes in contact with a steaming hot paste called cum. So, if your stepbrother points out your Wet Skin after a hookup with your boss, you better be ready for him to ask if he can join next time.

“Yeah, my stepbrother found my wet skin and wants to know who donated.”
“Moist.”

by warmwater November 18, 2021

Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

by themilkmaid October 14, 2021

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021