eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010
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Eat out April

For the entire month of April, you can eat out your friends and family without any consequences.
Hey sis, it’s eat out April, you know what that means?

This is why mom left.
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Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.
by LocalFatKid October 28, 2020
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the ceo of eating ass

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.
im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019
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eating crab cakes

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.
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Time to eat crow.

An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.
He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.
by thewordbuff June 26, 2017
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Eating that ass with a spoon

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.
by TokeySmiles March 11, 2018
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