TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 13, 2023

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 May 16, 2018

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 10, 2015

dance machine

purple kiss. just purple kiss.

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!

by im obsessed w daniel gillies October 02, 2021

Meth Machine

A person who devours Meth like an absolute Machine

This person is definitely a Meth Machine.

by Subscribe to Twinsztyler on Yo January 12, 2025

strong arm machine

The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.

I have to wait another 24 hours for a chance to get a strong arm machine.

by Anime Patrol September 18, 2020