Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

ben window

ben window, informally known as “winow” is a bald tall yute who gets mistaken for being gay as he has never touched a woman before. he wonders the streets of leicester like a lost puppy begging homeless people for spare change💰 if you ever see a ben window… run but you cant hide. he has a past of touching little children as he shoves lawnmowers up their ass.

yo dude! is the ben window? RUN!

by touchingkidsisfun! December 10, 2023

Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.

- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."

by 3s&7s August 17, 2011

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

National throw Taja through the window day!

This day is just to take revenge. Good luck.

Taja you can run but you can't hide cause its National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

window text

when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window

I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now

Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service

Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!

owned

by mud_logger September 28, 2011

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023