bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022