Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Depression

Atif Asif after every girl

Atif got depression after Annhein dumped his ass

by atifydepressy October 27, 2021

I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

Pummler's Depression

Pummler, a rare German species often sighted watching memes, has depression.

"Pummler's Depression really makes him sound dead inside"

by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017

Depression

Depression
1.Something all freshman girls have.
2.Wanting to commit self oof
3.Being sad

1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.

3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy

by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up

Wow...Look at depressed andrew

by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017