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White Girl Tears

Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
by prscelf January 3, 2024
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International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
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trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
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Massage of 1000 Tears

When you pull a Deshawn Watson, Justin Tucker, and Antonio Brown at the massage parlor.
My buddy Leroy ordered a Massage of 1000 Tears at the massage parlor the other day.
by Marinedik March 28, 2026
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playing for all teams

When somebody is pansexual; being romantically and sensually attracted to all genders.
Eg: Chris from Blood & Water.
Chris was dating both Zama and Mark, cause he’s playing for all teams.
by chulu innit December 8, 2024
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The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis
The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991
by Mebemax May 9, 2025
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Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.
PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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