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pink taco block-o 

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.
LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.
pink taco block-o by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008
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dude! i ate the largest taco last night!
taco by y0ujus7g0tpwned March 24, 2009
Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.
Taco Bell by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

taco bomb 

The female version of the tea bag, given it's name for the taco-like nature of the female's vagina lips, known as labias.
Guy: Dude, my girlfrind gave me the SICKEST taco bomb last night!

Girl: I haven't given a taco bomb in the longest! My vag is dripping!
taco bomb by TACOBOMBURMOM April 10, 2008

Taco Tech 

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.
"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."
Taco Tech by CC Mando January 4, 2012

Sparkling Taco 

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
Sparkling Taco by PB & J. April 24, 2008

Turquoise Taco 

It's like blue balls, but for girls!
Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!
Turquoise Taco by candyrockstar April 22, 2010