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The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.
Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.
by Ashen111 January 28, 2024
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Dongle Zone

noun. (don-gull) zone

A body of water one swims in and despite knowing that it is not permitted; defecates within said public swimming area as if compelled by some hive-mind subconscious whim.
Don't swim in the wave pool, dude. It's a total dongle zone. Lots of little kids have been clogging it up all day.
by Geans Beans and Collard Greens February 21, 2013
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cum zone

my dream to be in the cum zone please tag me at Bob.rapist on twitter so i can be in my dream cum zone
by sf-9fg9ueruiohyfiowdhegf98jqio November 7, 2021
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Spin zone

Where you spin the girl on the dick during sex
by Laurs December 31, 2018
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Colleague-zoned

A contemporary phenomenon that occurs when Dating App conversation is saturated with career talk, becoming difficult to secure a date.

There are similar parallels to ‘friend-zone’. Any attempt to escalate the match to a date is blocked by the girl saying “I feel that you are more like a colleague”.
Hey bro, did you see that hot girl Ranz I been speaking to on Bumble? We have heaps in common with work.

Sounds like Ranz has already colleague-zoned yo ass.
by King Dragger September 20, 2022
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Hoe-Zoned

The female version of a low esteem male getting "friend-zoned". However instead of the subject being used as a male supporter, the female subject is used only for sexual gratification.
Brad: "I saw you with that Karen last night. She's popular if you know what I mean..."
Chad: "Yeah ashamed to say I hit it, But don't worry, she knows she's been hoe-zoned".
by MasifKila August 22, 2022
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txt zone

When a male will txt a chick but wont meet her in person due to not being that interested. Or shes just plain feral.
Much like when a girl friendzones a guy but with less attention whoring
Tim: dude that thot is horrid AF!
Jon: yeah bro. I put her in the txt zone. No way id be seen hanging with it in public. But ill hang onto her incase i get desperite
by thotgotthehots June 19, 2016
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